Damnation... when you've ascended to the level of WSOP Contender™, as I have, dear reader(s), it would seem to follow that playing in a little $10 tourney would be a cakewalk. That the mere fact that you are/have been a WSOP Contender™, as I am/have been, dear reader(s), would put fear and trepidation into the hearts of your opponents. That playing the little $10 tourney and giving attention to the Big Brother Allstars POV competition at the same time would be of no consequence. That playing the little $10 tourney and giving attention to the Big Brother Allstars POV competition and talking to one's brother on the phone at the same time would have no effect on a WSOP Contender™'s superior extra-sensory ability to determine when an opponent's dominated hand is about to hit the flop hard....
What?? Do I hear a cry of "You're full of.." (gasp) "shit!" ??? Pardon me while I sputter in disbelief.... Oh ye of such disdain and disregard... One day, dear reader(s), one day you may come to know the burden of being a WSOP Contender™ and I daresay, you will then understand. Oh yes, you will understand.
