Poker is as Poker Does

August 30, 2006 | 08:21AM  | maudie dot b - gmail d c | 

Heavy sigh.

As a WSOP Contender™ it is important to note that the difference between a WSOP Contender™ and mere mortals, is that a WSOP Contender™ knows that the opponent who called the WSOP Contender™'s pre-flop raise with Ace-rag hit his/her two pair on the Ace-rag-rag flop. Now for those of you who may have witnessed this particular third hand of the Weekly Wheatie last eve, it's also important to note that gambling in the slim off-chance the mere mortal just might not've hit the Ace-rag-rag flop is, well, just something that WSOP Contender™s sometimes do.

I hold my Gigli'd head high.