I belong in the corner with dunce hat on along with these fellows.
It's just like my parties. I'm a Mary Richards when it comes to parties. For those of you (which is probably most of you) who are too young to recall - Mary Richards was the main character of The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Mary's parties were notorious failures.
Success as a prankster requires genius. I am not a genius. Ergo any attempt at a prank I might make is doomed to fail.
Sigh.
I realized my a day early 4/1 prank was a failure after having to explain it... if you have to explain a joke, it ain't a joke. And then I began to worry that some folks might be offended at being redirected to a directory of porn sites. And then I began to worry about my 'advertiser' and what they would think. And then I began to worry - just in case I didn't already have enough to worry about.
A successful prankster is worry free. Ergo I am not a successful prankster.
For those of you at the ready to heap piles of congrats - put them on hold. It didn't happen. Yet.
Wanna come to a party?
