Preparation H all round....

May 3, 2004 | 10:53PM  | maudie dot b - gmail d c | 

...for this table where I am presently playing. It's tighter than a....well you get the picture. Mr. Pauly is to my right and just made a timely lay-down of pocket JJ. It's cold in my corner - rags, rags, nuthin' but rags- but, wait! Woo hoo - AKsooted - drat - the flopped missed me and my steal attempt failed--- got played back at by Mr. E - Pauly just made a big bet - sez he had QQ (Hilton sisters)...hmmmm...Pocket 77 now....limped into a family pot & a 7 on the flop - pot's mine! Chris H & Al are on the rail. Pauly is acknowledged for his blog by a couple of players at the table - he's famous. I'm not. Dang - lost a pot by laying down pocket TT to an all-in bet which was called to by Mr. Turbo - 3 ladies appeared on the flop - Mr. Turbo had A2 OFFSOOT and got the pot - I'm spissed! Tough time stealing pots tonight - I keep getting called on my bluffs. I shall back off...a bit - need to pay attention! Pauly just doubled through on an all-in strait draw and MADE IT - way to go! The boys are monkey talking in the chat box - look what Pauly just did:

PaulyMcGrupp wins $47.85 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.--
JustPayMe: nice river
Maudie_B: Woo Hoo!
Eldrik: hehe
PaulyMcGrupp: lucky me
PaulyMcGrupp: i was on a royal str flush draw
JustPayMe: vnh
PaulyMcGrupp: thanls
JustPayMe: good time for the tournament to start for me
PaulyMcGrupp: GOOD LUCK

Mr. Al and Mr. Halverson are on the rail trash talking:

AlCantHang: defend those blinds
PaulyMcGrupp: yes sir
chrisdhal: heh
PaulyMcGrupp: mr. brunson
Maudie_B: yes'm
AlCantHang: wondering if chrisHal was still around
chrisdhal: oh yeah
chrisdhal: when you get squat on your own table
chrisdhal: it's easy to watch
PaulyMcGrupp: lol
AlCantHang: ask pauly what I'm doing
chrisdhal: i keep calling for a setup and it doesn't help
PaulyMcGrupp: lookin for strippers
Maudie_B: Hey boys
PaulyMcGrupp: hes looking for cleaning ladies
Maudie_B: uh-huh
chrisdhal: monkeyboy!
AlCantHang: dirty monkeyboy
chrisdhal: he's got the moves

Ok-I gotta quit commenting and get serious with this game.....................Jesus, Mary & Ralph - I'm gonna pee I'm laughing so hard.....witness:

[Maudie_B wins $25]
PaulyMcGrupp: nh
Maudie_B: tks - sig & roy
PaulyMcGrupp: im not cool
Maudie_B: ?
PaulyMcGrupp: whats sig roy? Q-?
PaulyMcGrupp: QK
Maudie_B: sigfried & roy
Maudie_B: costumers
Maudie_B: interior designers
PaulyMcGrupp: QQ
Maudie_B: bingo
PaulyMcGrupp: lol
PaulyMcGrupp: i prefer nicky & paris
chrisdhal: me too
Maudie_B: I'm sure you do!
PaulyMcGrupp: lol
bullscelt: she dont seem that good in action
PaulyMcGrupp: but in the pockets, shes pretty tight
Maudie_B: and you know this...how?
bullscelt: haha yeah she is bullscelt: her video
bullscelt: u should check it out
Maudie_B: not my flavor-no thanks
bullscelt: thats too bad bullscelt: it wasnt that good anyway
bullscelt: i wa spretty disappointed
Eldrik: Porn and poker, making the internet great.
bullscelt: haha right
PaulyMcGrupp: Finding Nemo was better
Maudie_B: :-D :-D :-D
Eldrik: Never saw it.
Maudie_B: Have to pick myself off the floor
PaulyMcGrupp: u ok maudie?

Ok, you had to be there - backstory - the Finding Nemo quip is a reference to this auspicious post. Mr. Eldrick, quite innocently walked into that one. Perfect timing, Pauly - I scared the cats I was laughing so hard! And the testosterone kept flowing a llitle longer:

bullscelt: maudie u have a nice set on you
bullscelt: those real?
PaulyMcGrupp: be nice... [such a gentleman....]
bullscelt: i am being nice
Maudie_B: As real as a graphic artist can make them

Before Mr. P sat down, that table was doomed to boredom. Thanks for making it lively, kiddo, it made my blah session (up a whopping $2.55) fully worth it!